I prefer to call it Port Land, though, for various reasons I will not say here, but mostly because I just like to ( Read more... )

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You know it's been a long time since I've been a Catholic, but I still get little twinges of blasphemy whenever I see stuff like thisFirst chapter Jesus is compared to Johnny Depp, and Buddha realizes his nemesis are children. Second chapter Jesus wants to go to Asakusa for manju and Buddha is kidnapped by a bunch of drunken salary men who think ( Read more... )

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So some things that have happened this week:

• My Grandma/Aunt(? Don't ask it's complicated.) got into a car accident yesterday and wound up in the hospital. She got off pretty light with only some bruises and a totaled car, but still.
• I'm failing at least one class, though to be honest I could care less at the moment about that class, as it's ( Read more... )

Roommates went to the movies today, and I didn't even know they were going. I don't know about you guys, but this is getting really old, really fast. Not only do they always bitch that I never do the dishes (I'm the only one who does them most days), how I use their pots and pans (I've asked them a million times if I can use them, and they always ( Read more... )

I was washing my laundery today (2.50 a machine, and I only had fi' dollahs on mah cahd D: ), and some guy had thrown his underwear in with it. Instead of throwing them in the trash, I folded them when I folded mine, then left them on a table. I told my mom later, and she laughed at me DDD:

Ashleys summer Fall Vacation, age 6 18 ( Read more... )

 Dear Diary,

Today I finally beat Xemans! That guy really likes the sound of his own voice, almost more than he likes throwing buildings at Riku and I! Speaking of my boyfriend Riku, he must have some crazy awesome stamina, because that back of his must've been broken in about five places but he was still walking around!

Then we went to out own ( Read more... )